For clinics

Marketing measuredto the booked patient,not the form fill.

We run Google, Meta and TikTok campaigns for UK clinics in dental, aesthetics, ophthalmology and physiotherapy, and we judge every pound of ad spend by one number: patients who actually sat in the chair.

£0setup fees, and no long lock-in contract.
£0
Setup fees, ever
3MONTHS
An honest minimum, then no lock-in
100%
Accounts and data, in your name
Weekly numbers
in plain money.
Not dashboards.

01 The reality

You're not short of leads. You're short of patients.

Most clinic marketing looks busy and proves nothing. These are the complaints we hear from practice owners, again and again.

01

Cheap leads that never book

The report says forty enquiries this month. Your diary says three consultations. Somewhere between the form fill and the front desk, the numbers stop being real.

02

Front desk time wasted

Your reception team spends hours ringing numbers that never answer and chasing people who filled in a form out of curiosity and were never going to book.

03

No idea which campaign pays

A veneers patient and a routine check-up enquiry look identical inside the ad platform. Nobody can tell you which campaign brings the high-value treatments and which one just spends.

04

The last agency showed dashboards, not patients

Charts went up and to the right while the diary stayed the same. Usually the campaigns were not the real problem; the measurement was.

02 The difference

What the platform reports vs. what books a patient.

Illustrative example

Same clinic, same month, same budget. The only thing that changes is how far the counting goes.

What the ad platform reports

monthly ad spend, one clinic, one month£4,000
1,850clicks
40enquiries
£100cost per enquiry

How many of them sat in the chair? Nobody knows.

What we measure to the end

monthly ad spend, one clinic, one month£4,000
40enquiries
23answered the phone
11booked a consultation
7started treatment
£364per booked consultation£571per patient treated

What measured campaigns look like for a clinic.

Real figures from medical accounts we manage or have managed. The clinics stay unnamed, at their request.

$47–88

Plastic surgery · European cities

More than €30,000 in sales by month 3.

Lead campaigns run across several European cities, synchronised with the surgeon's tour. Cost per lead stayed between $47 and $88 while volume scaled.

83

Eye clinic · high ticket

83 campaigns tested methodically.

Not 83 attempts at the same idea: structured tests across audiences, offers and creatives, on a single medical account.

205,441RON

Eye clinic · ad spend managed

12 to 83 RON per lead.

The range is the point: cost per lead depended on the campaign and on how qualified the enquiry had to be before it counted.

Let's look at your numbers together.

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03 How you check us

Every number traces back to a screen you can open.

You should not have to trust a report. The accounts are yours, the measurement runs inside them, and anything we claim can be found there without us in the room.

If a number can't be found in your own account, treat it as a story, not as a measurement.

01

The accounts stay in your name

Google Ads, Meta, TikTok and GA4 are created under your business. We're a user you can remove, and removing us doesn't take the history with it.

02

Bookings made on the phone are counted

When someone rings reception instead of filling in a form, the booking is uploaded back as an offline conversion, credited to the ad that caused it.

03

Spend and bookings appear in the same week

Not a monthly summary written after the fact. Every week: what you spent, what booked, and roughly what that's worth in treatment value.

04

Bad weeks are reported too

When a campaign underperforms you hear it from us first, together with what we're changing. We would rather lose a comfortable conversation than your trust.

04 The process

Tracking first. Campaigns second.

The order matters more than the tactics. A campaign launched before the measurement is a campaign optimising towards the wrong thing, and it gets better at it every day.

Before the first ad

Measurement wired up

Conversion tracking, offline imports and consent handling go in before any campaign goes live, so a booking made over the phone still counts back to its ad.

Weeks 1–2

Campaigns built on booked value

Google, Meta and TikTok campaigns structured by treatment and intent, so the platforms learn from patients who book rather than from the cheapest form fill.

Every week

Numbers in plain money

Spend, enquiries, booked appointments and estimated treatment value, plus what we're changing and why. No dashboard that needs a translator.

Month 3 onwards

Scale what pays, cut what doesn't

By now there's enough booked-patient data to tell the campaigns apart honestly. Budget follows the treatments that pay, not the cheapest clicks.

05 What's included

Everything you get, in writing.

This is the standard engagement, not an upgrade tier: it's what every clinic account gets from the first week.

Measurement
Conversion tracking installed before the first campaignIncluded
Offline conversion import for bookings made by phoneIncluded
Treatment value reported alongside booking countIncluded
Google Ads, Meta, TikTok and GA4 wired to the same definition of a bookingIncluded
Consent-compliant tracking under UK GDPRIncluded
All accounts created in your name, with us as a removable userIncluded
Campaigns and reporting
Google, Meta and TikTok campaigns built and managed end to endIncluded
Structure by treatment and intent, not one campaign for everythingIncluded
Ongoing testing of offers, audiences and creativeIncluded
Weekly numbers in plain money, bad weeks includedIncluded
Advertising kept within the platforms' health policiesIncluded
No setup fee and no long lock-in contractIncluded

And where we differ from the typical agency

Optimised for
The cheapest possible form fill
Booked patients, and the treatment value they book for
Phone bookings
Invisible: if it did not happen on the website, it did not happen
Uploaded back as offline conversions, credited to the ad that caused them
Reporting
A monthly dashboard that needs a translator
Weekly numbers in plain money, bad weeks included
Commitment
Twelve months, with a setup fee up front
An honest three months, no setup fee, accounts in your name

Among our clients

06 The fit

Who it's for, and who it isn't.

It's for you, if

You have the capacity to take on new patients in the next 90 days
You invest at least £2,000 a month in advertising, or are ready to
The owner or practice manager is involved and can make decisions

It's not for you, if

You want results guaranteed before the first campaign has run
You're choosing an agency on the lowest fee alone
Your diary is already full and you can't take more patients

07 Honest questions

The questions clinics actually ask us.

How much does it cost?

We give you an exact figure after the free audit, once we've seen your accounts, your area and your treatment mix. What we can promise now: no setup fees, and you'll know the full cost before you commit to anything.

Do we have to sign a long contract?

No. We ask for an honest three months, because tracking, learning and optimisation need that long to prove themselves. After that you stay because the numbers make sense, not because a contract says so.

What about GDPR and the rules on health advertising?

We work within the platforms' health advertising policies and UK GDPR. Enquiry data is handled through consented, compliant tracking, and we never use sensitive health information for targeting.

How does the reporting work?

Once a week you get the numbers in plain money: spend, enquiries, booked appointments and estimated treatment value, plus what we're changing and why. The measurement setup itself we show you on the audit call.

We tried an agency before and it did not work.

Most clinics that come to us say the same thing. Usually the campaigns weren't the real problem; the measurement was. When nobody counts booked patients, the campaigns optimise for the wrong thing. That's the first thing we fix.

Find out what your ad spend actually books.

Fill in the form and we'll talk about your business. We'll tell you honestly what we'd do in your position, including when the answer is that we can't help.

An honest analysis of your situation, not a sales pitch
Concrete numbers and observations, not impressions
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Marketing for UK Clinics | Brand Developer